babymen

males ages 20 and over who act like they’re still teenagers. could include any of the following traits: playing with girls’ emotions, using jesus to get what they want, graduating and not trying to get a job, and any other trait that would imply that the person known as a man is really a baby.
my friend only dates babymen. they just need to grow up.
a fully grown man that by all appearances looks normal. however, once you get to know him, you realize he’s a big baby trapped in a man’s body.
mary: “are you still seeing that guy james?”
me: “no…after awhile i realized he was a big baby man. i handed him a tissue and called it a day.”
a boy who is of a mature age and looks like a man but exerts characteristics of a baby.
a baby-man makes faces like babies do.
and they sometimes spit out already chewed food.
the gait of a person also atributes to the baby-man-ness.
babies also don’t always know wrong form right so when you see a baby-man doing something he shouldn’t don’t blame it on him.
they way babies chew fruit.

a baby’s first few steps are wobbly. a baby-man walk is almost like a waddle.
a little person who thinks he is old and mature and can handle any thing that comes there way; a person who wants a strawberry
sandro is a little baby-man cause he wants the strawberry
a bald man with a beard, sometimes posing as a lumberjack
“that baby man had a head as smooth as a baby’s bottom, yet the beard around his lips was 100% man”
a fully grown man that likes to dress up as an infant, and wear a bib and suck on his mothers t-ts.
jeremy is a baby man, and loves dressing up