Babysitter Syndrome


when a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“you saw a movie last weekend?! that’s awesome! how was it?!”

“you know what, becky? legitimate question: why are we friends? this babysitter syndrome is p-ssing everyone off. honestly, what do you bring to the table?”

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