bachelor chow
on the now defunct cartoon “futurama,” bachelor chow is the substance that the main character phillip j. fry eats with regularity. it comes in a large bag akin to dog chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. the bag advertises that bachelor chow is “now with flavor!”
bender: fry what are you doing tonight?
fry: i’m gonna stay home, watch “all my circuits,” and eat bachelor chow.
cooked food preserved in a pouch (as “tasty bite” indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.
– what are you having for dinner?
– ever since the girl moved out, i’m living on bachelor chow.
food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.
a great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
also kd and hot dogs among many others.
food that a sinlge man can’t eat and stock in the house if he was living with a woman
hungry man tv dinners are my favorite bachelor chow
as advertised on billboards in futurama.
ingredients:
1 bowl of chili
1 handful of shredded cheese
1 egg, scrambled
1 handful of fritos
1 tabasco sauce.
mix together in a large bowl and serve piping hot.
to say that bachelor chow sticks to your ribs is an understatement.
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