bachelor dip


stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quant-ties of quality doob = bachelor dip
“yo, reginald — what you doing tonight?”
“aw, clarence, i’m going to study physics.”
“oh no you’re not. let’s whip up some bachelor dip and play mariokart.”
“bachelor dip? aww!”

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