Bachelor logic
that special brand of logic that sp-wns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. usually centered around various “fixits” and customs around the house.
“i’ve only got ground meat in the fridge. that’s a little bare on its own. i’ve got bread though. fried meat on bread. that’s practically a hamburger right there”
“dude. that’s bachelor logic”
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