Bachelor of Cannabis


aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.

many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the masters or phd level.
tim: i think it is time i rapped things up and stopped living high.

mark: wow are you really deciding to change? quitter…

tim: ugh, i’m doing this because it’s for the best of society, my family, and peers. not because i want to. the high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.

mark: so you’re settling with only a bachelor of cannabis?

tim: yes

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