Back Door Braggart
n. a person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.
v. back door bragging: the act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
sarah: lets go check out the new mall!
lisa: oh i hate clothes shopping anymore. since i’ve been working out i can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my t-ts are too big. life is so unfair!
sarah: you’re such a back door braggart, lisa. go f-ck yourself.
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