back hair


the growth of hair forming on your back. which can become m-ssively dark and black on some peoples back. which in that case you make fun of them because it is f-cking keif and disgusting and should be waxed. most of these people who need their backs waxed are oblivious to the fact although their friends point it out constantly. other people just decide to keep it for random reasons, some even use it as an alternative of love handles during s-x. in which case they are dirty keif b-tches who need to realise body hair is disgusting! other people have a tendency to make fun of these people and spread rumors about them faster than their back hair can grow. good ways of getting rid of back hair is a. shaving it b. waxing it, or c. nairing it
a) kelseys back hair is getting thicker than my public hair.
b)her back hair is so long i could braid it.
c)my mom even agrees that back hair is keif and it should be waxed.

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