Back Pocket Girl
a girl that you keep around for company when your bored or loney and in-between girlfriends. also called a surrogate girlfriend.
john: hey who was that you were on a date with last night? i thought you and marie were together?
michael: nah man…she’s just my back pocket girl till i find someone i wanna settle down with.
a girl that a guy keeps on the side (or in his ‘back pocket’) for when things in his current relationship go badly or end all together
when his new wife decides to throw b-tch fits or is holding out on him, mike calls on his back pocket girl, to suppliment him, but totally ignores her otherwise.
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