back pocket
having someone of importance at your disposal to help further your own agenda. usually involves kickbacks of some sort.
it’s a well known fact that many corporations have politicians in their back pocket, thats why it seems like they’re the ones really running things.
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to keep a crush/potential crush in mind for later on when you need a date.
if things don’t work out with bob, well, i’ve always got bill in my back pocket.
also: man, i’ve had bill back pocketed for years! i cant beleive we finally went out!
or: you can’t trust margo, she’s always got at least four dudes back pocketed.
referring to a member of the resume of individuals you have engaged in s-xual relations with, therefore making them, essentially, sloppy seconds to anyone else. often not mentioned until an acquaintance is already involved in a relationship with the said person.
i have no issue with matt asking her out. bottom line is i’ve got back pocket. it will absolutely disgust and drive him nuts whenever it comes up.
1) a band or artist that is insanely good, but that no one knows about. they may have 1 or 2 songs on youtube, and the only place you can buy their music is on itunes.
2) a song or mixtape from a famous band or artist that you can only find through random downloads and links.
hazen: hey wait, have you ever heard of the spokes?
lee: no man, they must be backpocket.
hazen: -shakes head in disappointment- that drags dude. they’re too good.
to knock some 1 out or and 2 put them on their -ss
“mike tyson got put on his backpockets his last fight”
“hot sauce put son on his backpockets”
a person who is rarely invited but follows a group or person around all the time.
“trust me i didn’t invite her, she just follows me around like a back pocket”.
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