back-porching
the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females p–p chute.
also see, front-porching
me: watcha wanna do tonight? -giggles-
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby -grins-
me: okay! i totaly agree!! -bends over-
dan: oh, i f-cking love your leaky fish tank -winks-
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