backdoor bandit

a man who proceeds to “accidentally” slip his p-n-s into a woman’s -n-s while having v-g-n-l s-x from behind.
craig furthered susan’s suspicion that he was a backdoor bandit when she felt his c-ck try to slide into her -n-s while doing it doggie style.
a person who prefers the -rs- of a man to the fl-ng- of a woman
my mate nathan o’brien is a back door bandit
an -sshole f-cker
shes a strap-on backdoor bandit.
he usually appears in teh #bbv and wanst to make the other nerds believe that he is a girl. but all nerds do know: there are no girls on the interwebs.
“hi leute, ich backdoorbandit bin ein mädchen wollt ich ma pics sehen?” “nein,f resse du frauenfake”
someone who likes it up the -ss
mty teacher mr douce is a back door bandit
one or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their p-n-s in that persons -n-l cavity
jeff: man you look like h-ll.
steve: i got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
jeff: oh that’s why your not sitting down
an alcoholic drink containing gin, vodka, triple sec, tequila, and southern comfort + c-ke. basically a long island iced tea with soco instead of rum. named the “backdoor bandit” because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter “accidentally” through their girl’s “backdoor” during late night fornication sessions.
“ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?”
-“i don’t know man, but i do know that i’ll be knocking on you-know-who’s backdoor later.”