backfire
when you’re about to fart, and something extra (and usually liquid) explodes out of the -ss.
i was going to light my fart on fire at the party, but a few seconds later everyone got hit by my backfire.
when a guy c-ms so hard, he -j-c-l-t-s into his own face.
dudes, i h-lla thought she was going to swallow, but she totes made me backfire.
when a man is receiving a bl-wj-b and upon finishing inside the mouth of the giver, the contents are spat back in his direction.
last night my girlfriend backfired all over my chest!
the moment where, when you’re taking a sh-t, a large pocket of gas (referred to as a future-fart) that was resting mid-sh-t or between two sh-ts escapes as you’re p-ssing your lovelog, resulting in a sudden violent fart than not only propels your previously freefalling t-rd at mach 2 speeds, but also results in a pleasing shotgun blast of t-rdlings across the toilet bowl.
a backfire is so named for it’s similarity to a car backfiring.
“man, i was taking a dump and backfired, and now i get ‘nam flashbacks when i visit the sh-tter.”
when a guy c-ms hard enough to blow his load into his own face.
i thought she was going to finish the job, but she pulled off early, and i backfired.
after a really serious depressing prediction about the future of an old pensioners death the definition is when the old pensioner makes a funny remark which ruins the seriousness and brings the convocation back to normal levels.
psychic: you will burn in the fiery pits of h-ll for the rest of eternity….
…
pensioner: i’m not boiling in no freaking coldron
psychic: well that was a backfire
when a guy receives a bl-wj-b and c-ms so hard it hits him in his face.
dude, i was getting this wicked bj and i thought she was going to swallow, but she made me backfire.
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