backseat barista
coffee sn-bs who drink way too much starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.
customer: “that’s non-fat, right? make sure it’s decaf. i can’t have caffeine. you sure that’s decaf?”
barista (in their mind, of course): “if this backseat barista won’t shut the h-ll up, she’s getting a little something extra in this latte.”
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