backseat driver
a computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. this advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.
wilfred: yeah, all i’m doing is part-tioning the hard disk so i can just dual-boot this laptop with ubuntu.
robin: uh, dude. you can’t have windows and something else on their. it’s either windows or it’s not.
wilfred: if you don’t stop being such a backseat driver i will throw your laptop out the window. shut up now.
robin: more incoherent nonsense here
1. a p-ssenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver
2. anyone who offers unwanted advice
stop being such a backseat driver. you will only make things worse.
a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver’s driving.
who cares if i ran a red light? stop being a backseat driver.
someone who tells their partner what to do during intercourse simular to moaner, screamer, name caller
mary: harder harder faster softer
john: ^_^ knew shed be a name back seat driver
a person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.
hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, i’ll get right on that.
that annoying person who sits in the back of the car, pointing out every flaw in your driving and telling you how to drive.
joe: you just p-ssed sesame street, dumb-ss and maybe next time you should drive slower.
jane: stop being a b-tchy back seat driver.
a s-x position involving three people, usually two male and one female. one man enters the girl from behind; she is on her hands and knees. this man holds her hair and controls her head on the third person, who receives oral s-x.
let’s just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and i was the backseat driver.
s-x postion involving three men a women and a car. the woman sits reverse cowgirl on the first man in the middle backseat while giving handjobs too the other 2 guys that are in the driver and p-ssenger seats.
dude that chick is a total back seat driver, trust me i know from experience
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