backseat face


someone who has a ugly face that is only worthy of sitting in the backseat where no one can see them. works exceptionally well when in a two seater and they are tucked in the back.
friend 1: “hey erica said she wants to ride shotgun”

friend 2: “well not in my car she got that backseat face”

both get a good laugh “hahahaha”

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