backsplash

when you are p–ping and a large piece of poo splashes toilet bowl water back into your -sscrack.
“dude, i had to take a major dump and i totally forgot about controlling my backsplash! all the toilet water wetted my -ss!”
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the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you sh-t too hard
i knew that guy sh-ts bricks…when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower
noun – the “spray” resulting from the use of a urinal, usually resulting in pee speckled pants/shorts and hands.

typical causes – standing too close, excessive stream strength.
tom: hey man, what happened to your pants? get caught in a sudden crotch downpour?

jimmy: ha-ha. no, stupid back splash from the urinal…
n. that refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you’ve plopped a t-rd just right. mmmm, mountain fresh…..
when you’ve got the ‘roids, a nice backsplash is so soothing!
when a heavy and/or furiously excreted t-rd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.
g-d d-mn son! i suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! all my sh-t be sh-tty as a sh-tty -ss m-th- f-cker!
the splashing back of dirty toilet water on your -n-s after dropping a monster duce.
d-mn man, i just sh-t so big that i got back-splashed.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s back
after i did her from behind i pulled it out and gave her a back splash
when you take a huge grumpy and your b-m gets wet.
dude, he took such a big sh-t, it made the water backsplash his -ss.