Backsterbation
the act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. it’s a well known fact that violating your home’s jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases s-xual pleasure and rekindles lackl-ster relationships. common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
daniel: hey, bro. could you give me a m-ssage?
noah: nah, b. i’m in the middle of an intense game of starcraft 2.
daniel: aw, man. i guess i’ll just have to resort to backsterbation again.
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