Backyard Bottomslash
the very best kind of b-ttsecks: out in the open, scarin’ all the neighbors.
(this actually references a character’s name in the j-panese manga-based novel death note: another note. although there wasn’t much buzz about the name in j-pan, the manga nerds of the us were laughing their…well, -sses off.)
a. signs you’ve been backyard bottomslashing:
1) you and your lover always have unexplainable all-over tans.
2) your neighbors keep threatening to have you taken away for public indecency.
3) so do all those b-st-rds at the pool.
4) so does your little sister.
5) you can’t read the death note novel without getting turned on.
6) you know exactly how hard it is to try to get a gr-ss stain off of your knees, chest, and back…all in the same day.
7) and of course, it always helps if you’re gay.
b. nerd one: “dude, i tried to read another note but i couldn’t stop laughing at the b-tts-xx0r name!”
nerd two: “i know. i started an online fanbase for it, backyard bottomslashers anonymous.”
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