backyard mistake
the animal world equivalent of an “oops baby”; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies
example 1:
dammit jim, i told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my pekingese—i don’t need any peagle puppies, those things are ugly!
example 2:
girl 1: what kind of dog is that?
girl 2: it’s my pom-a-pug!
girl 1: a what now?
girl 1: a designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
dude 1: looks like a backyard mistake to me!
girl 1: -crying-
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