bacon blaster


a vanilla milkshake with crispy chunks of bacon in it.
“try this bacon blaster!”
“ew, dude, i’m not drinking a milkshake with bacon in it!”
“try it.”
“fine.” -slurrrp- “hey, not bad!”
putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person’s -ss and shooting it up the person’s -n-s.
dude i gave jhonny the bacon blaster when he was asleep last ight.

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