Bacon Chandeliers


another phrase for lady parts that are pr-ne to dangle down like beef cutains.
‘i tell you no lie mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. it were like chewin’ on a chamois leather.’

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