bacon clit
a cl-t that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. it is only found in wh-r-s and sk-nks. the cl-t would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.
“i was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon cl-t….i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.
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