Bacon curtains
slang for the l-b– of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
it was their first time together. as cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. with bulging eyes, rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
a part of a woman’s anatomy
last nights i got in between the bacon curtains
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