bacon flossing


bacon flossing is when a woman has no s-xual partner, and in order to satisfy her s-xual desires, resorts to wiping around her v-g-n- with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your -rs- crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.
she’s a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, i reckon she’s bacon flossing every night!

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