Bacon Handy


when having 3 way s-x with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other partic-p-nts give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the s-x is at its peak.
“i was nailin fat suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on”

“oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!”

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