Bacon muncher


an individual with an odd fetish for performing oral s-x on obese ladiessss (bmi over 35).
“gary’s going to lane bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities.” (verb use)

“did you see the girl that gary is grinding up against? dude is a total bacon muncher.” (noun use)

“if bacon munching were an olympic sport, gary would take home the gold.” (gerund use)

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