bacon teeth
a mystical creature that lives in a tree house down by the river.it’s believed to have super powers that consist of turning snot into lube and time traveling.rare photos have caught this creature riding a skateboard and laying down raps about slushies and ho’s.it’s diet consist of cheese in a can and twinkies.it’s believed to be a friendly creature that occasionaly is seen dry humping alleyway furniture..
d-mn dog..that sh-t was like david copperfield with a splash of bacon teeth..
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