Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger


a burger from jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. no tomato or lettuce to speak of. this burger is most commonly consumed by the h-m-sapien bakedus, a nocturnally-feeding animal. consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.
d-mn dude. charlie ate that entire bacon ultimate cheeseburger. he’s gonna sh-t himself in his sleep.

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