Baconated


to have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or david d-ckinson.

similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.

sources of baconation include –

the sun
sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery
despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my guns… i got totally baconated, still i put on a good show. worth it.
when one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a wendy’s baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been ‘baconated’.
holy sh-t! jim just ate that whole baconator in two minutes! just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! he’s so totally baconated.
having your life terminated after having caught the swine flu..
it was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..

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