Baconkkake
a large group of pedophiles commonly seen making kitty cat noises in dark alleys. these creatures spend most of their time dressing up as 10-20 year old children, and pretending to fish…
baconkkake are often overlooked as a blight on humanity, but their collective bodies could potentially keep a small group of people alive for around a month.
note: keep valuables in your pants when attempting to interact with these creatures. “tis a holy place.”
yo dude that “baconkkake” guy was wearin’ a dress, i swear!
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