Baconlube
love bacon and all its goodness? want to spice things up in the bedroom? well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™. baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. now you can have your cake and eat it too.
note: this is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.
guy 1: how did your date go last night?
guy 2: well, i went out and bought some baconlube. fill in the blanks 😉
guy 1: oooohoo nice!!
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