bad dog


this is when you are doing a woman doggy style. when you reach the point of climax you pull out and drop the puddle on the bed. then you take the woman by the hair and rub her face in it saying bad dog, bad dog.
when she made me drop my load on the bed i gave her the bad dog
the act of a male releasing fecal matter onto his female counterpart’s pubic hair, then rubbing his nose in it while proclaiming “bad dog”.
last night, my wife made me do the bad dog.
an adjective used to describe something that is viscious, extreme, and overall bad-ss.
this fire is blazing like a bad dog.

did you hear billy f-cked suzie like a bad dog?

when she’s angry she yells like a bad dog.

one common synonym would be bad boy but bad dog is better.
used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. in order to properly administer the “bad dog” verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement bad dog! (hand gustier is optional)
–you just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a gl-ss of water, or you saw something that was really bad–

“dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a bad dog”

“that song was a bad dog”

“oh bad dog…”

“i just cut my d-mn hand, bad dog”

-your friend just cut one “dude…bad dog”

“he f-cked her, bad dog”
used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. in order to properly administer the “bad dog” verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement bad dog! (hand gustier is optional)
–you just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a gl-ss of water, or you saw something that was really bad–

“dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a bad dog”

“that song was a bad dog”

“oh bad dog…”

“i just cut my d-mn hand, bad dog”

-your friend just cut one “dude…bad dog”

“he f-cked her, bad dog”
this is when you (or someone that has a big enough d-ck) are banging a girl in the -ss, and when you pull out her -sshole turns inside out, and a pink sock pops out. then as any bad dog would do, you put the pink sock in your mouth, bite down and try tug the sock across the room…..that’s right, you’re one bad dog
when i was young, i tried to be a bad dog, and i ended up in jail.
while scr-w-ng a girl in the -ss, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying “bad dog”.
she was being a b-tch so i gave her a bad dog.

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