someone acting like they put a few quarters in the tip jar when they really just dropped in 2 pennies also people who don’t tip because it is “optional” and have no guilt afterward
friend 1: yo, should i pay a tip?
friend 2: nah, they’re optional
friend 1: screw it i’m not being a bad tipper
- extreme russian roulette
a game in which 7 out of 8 chambers are loaded in a russian manner. the contestant must blind fold their self and hopscotch backwards whilst holding a gun to his or her head and pulling the trigger one time after completing the hopscotch. if the contestant survives, they may then shoot the contender. if […]
- hip hop tourettes
when you inadvertently spout flow throughout the day pertaining to random situations. mom “hi honey, how’s school?” daughter “i been a terror since the public school error. bathroom p-sses, cuttin’ cl-sses, squeezin’ -sses. ” daughter has hip hop tourettes
- jake wade
a man with love and a large p-n-s the man was so jake wade that he made women wet.
- plantation money
money p-ssed down through family of the kind plantation owners from early america my neighbor is swimming in that plantation money
- booty fever
booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on “the booty.” a cl-ssic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. symptoms of booty fever include, but are not […]