badass hat


an award given to someone who, based on what he or she just said, is a bad-ss. usually given to make fun of someone who talks himself up too much.
mike: “so i did like 25 shots right, and like i wasn’t even that drunk, then this cop tries to pull me over for drunk driving. so i speed the f-ck out of there doing 150 miles an hour and outran his -ss. f-cking pigs. then i met this really hot chick and i nailed her the same night. it was awesome, but you know, that kind of thing happens to me all the time.”
pete: “whoa, we’ve got a bad-ss here. time to break out the bad-ss hat.”

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