Badass Uke
sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the bad-ss uke can truly be a work of contrasts – an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. they are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away… for maybe more than any other personality, the bad-ss uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the bad-ss uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger – as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.
girl 1: “hey, why is that uke trying to pretend to be a dfwm seme?”
girl 2: “he’s not trying to be seme he’s a bad-ss uke.”
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