slang for grabbing a smoke or being a bad boy in a shower (excessive w*nking)
“hey do you wanna go put a badeboy in your mouth?”
“i could really use a badeboy right now!”
“look at that badeboy he’s really having a go at it!”
- m*ffin b*tting
m*ffin b*tting is the act of inserting a m*ffin into ones r*ct*m before expelling it through a bowel movement. i spent yesterday m*ffin b*tting and have been clearing crumbs out of my *ss for hours.
- connor clark
the most irrelevant specimen on earth, his best friend is obviously, his left hand. however, girls are into him, but he seems to get uncomfortable and forgets his home language. (english) connor clark m*st*rb*t*s with his left hand
- mr. baumgarten
someone who’s skin has a light shade of purple and like the grape in a garden. the have a round head with a few strands of hair like t*st*cl*. they like to have s*x with kids and have many nicknames. some nicknames are: the grape, hairy t*st*cl*, incestoflexo. he doesn’t know people’s real names so […]
- goofy sleuth
an outsider that is too awkward to introduce themselves, but is obviously intrigued and won’t stop studying your every move from a safe distance. they are usually unaware that you are aware. every so often i look over the balcony and see the same goofy sleuth peeping up at the party.