badge
short for “badger” which is a variation on “beaver”, in short meaning p-ssy or v-g-n-.
jc: “the other thing is…800,000 pounds.”
rh: “that is quite a lot. ”
jc: “but with this…you would get a lot of badge.”
rh: “badge? oh! no no no…hahahaha.”
jc: “i think i almost got away with that.”
-jeremy clarkson and richard hammond on the lamborghini reventon
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variation of v-g-n-.
dude, i wish i was knee deep in some britney spears badge right about now.
an adornment usually in the form of a brooch-like ornament worn on the clothes. it also may refer to items such as a police officers badge of office which may be carried in the form of identification, and worn sewn on to the clothes.
badge is also slang for a ‘v-g-n-‘
the police officer polished her badge and remembered the time that strange guy at a party had whispered into her ear asking if she wanted him to give her badge a good licking. how did he know she was a cop?, she wondered. hadnt he looked kinda strange when she took her wallet out and showed him the badge?
dave wondered if the girl serving behind the bar would go for it if he asked whether he could bash her badge with his tallywhacker
badges?
we don’t need no stinking badges!
the visible brown mark that is left on the outside of the trousers after an unexpected but satisfactory shart
p-ss me a tissue chief, i’ve only gone and badged myself again!
a cop d-ld-.
oc-ssionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.
innocent by-stander: hey officer!
officer: yah?
innocent by-stander: nice badge!
sergeant: now i want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n’ slow…
rookie: yes sarge sir! yes sarge!
sergeant: and call me amanda.
variation of vag which is short for v-g-n-. commonly used when it is socially unecceptable to say vag or v-g-n-.
brian: dude this girl showed me her badge last night man!
charlie: no way man thats awesome!
kelsey: what the h-ll are you guys talking about?
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