Badger tap
1. when you randomly slap a persons keyboard. the more damage you cause the better. bonus points if you manage to: turn of the computer, restart the computer, change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.
2. when someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. “oh dude i just badger tapped that guys laptop”
“what happened?”
“i restarted his computer and changed it to chinese”
“lulz”
2. “dude i just badger tapped jason”
“oh dude, don’t get close to him for the rest of the day”
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