badonkey punch


a s-x-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery -ss so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth
“bro what happened to your face – that looks like a hoof-print!”

“…aaah, it’s a long story.”

“you got badonkey punched? amazeb-lls”

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