Badonkulars


a pair of binoculars used to check out an -ss (badonkadonk).
“did you see that chick’s -ss?”
“d-mn! let me get out my badonkulars!”
a combination of the words ‘badonk-a-donk’ and ‘binoculars’. basically, a tool used by those with bad vision to verify if a girl has a nice -ss from a distance.
“hey man, check that girl out, she’s a looker!”

“eh, i dunno, better get out the badonkulars, just in case…”
binocular-like structure that zooms in on the badonkadonk.
“my creepy uncle utilizes a pair of badonkulars for checking out the neighbor”

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