bag hag
a female species whom is arguably attractive in appearance, and questionably clever/witty to converse with, on a semi-regular basis. this same female species also comes as a cost, of which is equal to the cost of a very small pinch of your “let’s get lifted” supply. thus, she will do whatever entertains you, for the small reward of a momentary escape inside a rabbit hole of a dark sack of cloudy existence].
“yo, why you wasting yo time wit dat wack a– bag hag? man, she be doing it big if she could pull dat sh-t wit every dude she done met!”
noun.
1. female who owns too many hand bags/purses/totes etc.
2. like a shoe wh-r- but obsessed with hand bags
on the vh1’s fabulous life of lindsay lohan, it was confirmed that lindsay is an official bag hag.
a girl who is attracted to douche bag guys.
i really liked her, but she left me for the guy who shaves his chest and has a full arm tribal tattoo, she was a bag hag.
noun. gay man who accompanies rich women on shopping trips order to be -ssociated with fabulous shopping bags.
i totally have to get a bag hag – i’m tired of carrying my own gucci shopping bags.
a bag wh-r-, who once, was at least good-looking, but whose looks, are now, suffering.
that bag hag, after spending the last 8 years of her life around drug dealers, wonders why men always seem to be such sc-m.
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