bag of smashed assholes


term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.
” how was last night?”
” it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed -ssholes today.”
how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep
“i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed -ssholes”
a very ugly person can be described as the following
he looked like a bag of smashed -ssholes
used to describe a very foul smell. usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (b-ttocks). equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.
d-mn, paul just farted! that smells like a bag of smashed -ssholes.

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