bag of yogurt


an incredibly unattractive brollic woman; usually overweight with no attractive facial features what so ever. clothes appear to be from a thrift shop and odors tend to be repulsive. engages in strange activities in the privacy of her own home and often offers bl-wj-bs for friendship. sweat stains cover the region where pools of sweat in the breast area acc-mulate; does not wear a bra and constantly draws attention to her unsightly br–sts. obviously doesn’t get the hint that men don’t want to have s-x with her; despite any level of inebriation, s-xual relations will not be had with aforementioned woman.
1. beef: awww! who brought that smelly bag of yogurt over there?

brock: -whispers- i don’t know, she just invited herself.

2. tom: hey, look at that bag o’ yogurt over there at the bar.

morganzola: oh.. i just vomited in my mouth…

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