bagel shit


when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a sh-t in it, then you put your unattended c-ck in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel sh-t, i don’t know why i just woke up with c-m and sh-t all over my stomach and b-lls.

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