baget


a viscous carniverous cannibalistic rodent that may or may not live in the deep dense jungles of sudan. mostly seen at night, and only seen by it’s prey (other bagets). believed by some to be closely related to the cheat. though those people are clearly morons.
i have been searching these jungles for a baget for many years but have yet to sight one.

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