bag – un – eyd
when your phone autocorrects ‘v*g*n*’ .
guy 1 : ugh i f*cked up last night man
guy 2 : what do you mean?
guy 1: i asked if she wanted me to put in her baguneid
guy 2: nahhhhh
a gorgeous, role model who takes care of her family. she will always be lovable and never gives up. afshan will be very successful in the future, and is sooooo pretty! person 1: hey have you seen that girl?? person 2: who, afshan? she basically looks like liza koshy! person 1: shes so pretty
- t*tanium chin
someone who has taken so many b*lls to chin that their original chin must have been replaced with t*tanium to prevent future injury pat’s years as a groupie has left him with nothing but a t*tanium chin awkward moments at the metal detector.
a f*ckboy who’s a hoe and an *sshole. f*ckboy + hoe + *sshole = fulhole do think i’m a nice guy? nah, craig. you’re a fulhole.
white girl slang for “photograph her” or “photographer”. crazy white girl #1: “ermagherd look at her hair! fertagrafher!” other instance crazy white girl #2: “omg! look at his nikon! it’s a fertagrafher!”