Baja Bandits


in early january of 2011 two men (age 12-47) entered a taco bell in endicott, new york. these criminals ordered small drinks. instead of filling their cups with this delicious drink they filled gatorade bottles. they then promptly left the taco bell and ran around town to their safehouse.

-67 taco bells have been robbed of all their baja
-56 deaths have resulted from these robberies
-the last taco bell that was h-t was in southern missouri
bandits: h-llo can i please have a small dri.. everyone on the ground

workers: who are you?????

bandits: we are the baja bandits

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