Bake Banana Muffins


slang for smoking weed. a poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.
mom: “what have you been doing it’s nearly midnight?!”

pot head son: “uhhhhhhh…. me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana m-ffins, so it took awhile.”

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