baked a cookie
a euphamism for having just had s-x….
in this phrase cookie is a v-g-n- and baking is the act of s-x.
friend: hey, why aren’t you out? come to the pub now!
guy: dude, just give me a few, i just baked a cookie.
friend: haha… tmi dude, but good on you.
girl: man he’s so hawt
girl 2: i’d totally, i mean look at that b-tt.
girl 3: well girls, we did… last month we soo baked a cookie.
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